Miraquill
Dirty Santa
As he peers from behind the banister,
Bereft of all Christmas joy,
He reflects on that very instant
He chose not to purchase a toy,
If only he'd gone with his wife
On that shopping spree Black Friday night,
He could have joined in the fun,
A merry Christmas well done,
Topped with Sprinkles McLovin all night.
©jlaine
#adulthumor
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jlaine
28w
Read MoreI wrote this playful poem after viewing a tiktok video of a husband sitting sadly on the stairs as he watched his wife's family exchange Christmas gifts. Hope you enjoy! #adulthumor #adultnurseryrhyme #comedy #funny #poem #poetry #wod #pod #miraquill #writersnetwork #writersbay @miraquill @writersnetwork @writersbay
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Once upon a time we had a image of what we would be when we grew up.
Adulthood happend and it bitched slapped you in the face.
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tazmanian_angel
138w
Read MoreI recently decided to take an offer to manage a small motel, and it’s been interesting to say the least. So I’ve decided to vent with a bit of slightly dark humor.... I’m going to have to do a series of these! Lol
#motel #hospitality #hospitalityindustry #manager #management #money #adult #humor #adulthumor #impatient #complain #street
#vacation #maintenance #dirtysheets #shame #raiseMo-tell
“Excuse me, hello?
I’ve got money!”
Ding ding...
“Room for two adults!”
They impatiently ring
Demanding the best deals
Lest they walk out the door
“The owners here know me
I’ve been here before”
Demanding to check out
As late as they want
“Oh you must be new here”
They snort and they taunt
It’s the first of the month
And they all want first class
“Give me the best discount
Or else kiss my ass”
Somehow they still bug me
With non stop complaining
Perhaps they’ll shut up
If they get a good braining
“This lady’s my wife”
Yeah we all know she’s not
If so, he’s her pimp
Or he married a “thot”
They check out one hour later
Leaving shame covered sheets
Then he dumps his “wife” off
Simply wandering the streets
I need a vacation
Maintenance needs a raise
I wonder how much these
Girls make nowadays?
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- helpshark Brilliant....love it..please do a series...I thought about doing a strange casualty department one...lol
- tazmanian_angel @helpshark Thank you and will do! And that would be hilarious , I already know 😀
- helpshark Thankyou...I will do..got some quirky ideas...lol
- deoynce Cute! funny too
- tazmanian_angel @deoynce thank you! 🙂
jlaine
150w
Read MoreVariant of Five Little Monkeys #nurseryrhyme #poem #poetry #fun #funny #adulthumor #humor #mirakee #writersnetwork #writerstolli #pod #tod #tod_wt @mirakee @writersnetwork @writerstolli
Five Little Children
Five little children dancing in the grass
One fell down and bumped their ass
Mama came running as they let out a scream and said,
"No more children dancing on the green!"
Four little children dancing in the grass
One fell down and bumped their ass
Mama came running as they let out a scream and said,
"No more children dancing on the green!"
Three little children dancing in the grass
One fell down and bumped their ass
Mama came running as they let out a scream and said,
"No more children dancing on the green!"
Two little children dancing in the grass
One fell down and bumped their ass
Mama came running as they let out a scream and said,
"No more children dancing on the green!"
One little child dancing in the grass
One fell down and bumped their ass
Mama came running as they let out a scream and said,
"No more children dancing on the green!"
Now no more children are dancing in the grass
And Mama's left with five pains in her ass
- jlaine
