#cees_covid_chall

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  • deepajoshidhawan 48w

    Dedicated to all those suffering patients
    who are isolated and hospitalised due to
    COVID - 19 and to those dedicated and
    daring doctors and paramedics who are
    taking care of them.

    #cees_covid_chall #mirakee #writersnetwork
    @mirakee @writersnetwork

    Sorry, I know I am late but just wanted to share it
    @cees_outpost

    "Covid Jingle"

    Chilly the wind is, Christmas time around
    Hurry up please, I have to take the round

    Isolation ward too, waits for Santa tonight
    If I don't reach within time, it won't be right

    Now give me a red cap to fit over my PPE
    Here I go in the ward, hip hip hurray, yippee

    Dashing thru the ward , my daily workfield
    I greet them all, smiling through my shield

    So come on dear fellows, let's sing a jingle
    Keep your masks on, please do not mingle

    Jingle bells , jingle bells , jingle all the way
    It's enough Santa , now take the covid away
    ©deepajoshidhawan

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    Covid Jingle

    Chilly the wind is, Christmas time around
    Hurry up please, I have to take the round

    Isolation ward too, waits for Santa tonight
    If I don't reach within time, it won't be right

    Now give me a red cap to fit over my PPE
    Here I go in the ward, hip hip hurray, yippee

    Dashing thru the ward , my daily workfield
    I greet them all, smiling through my shield

    So come on dear fellows, let's sing a jingle
    Keep your masks on, please do not mingle

    Jingle bells , jingle bells , jingle all the way
    It's enough Santa, now take the covid away
    ©deepajoshidhawan

  • the_procrastinating_poet 48w

    Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
    Jingle all the way
    do you hear an ambulance
    siren coming from far away
    what it is you wonder
    no prizes to ponder
    perhaps a neighbourhood
    covid19 wonder
    replete with masks and
    sanitizers, and sprays
    Six feet distance,
    don't dare to blunder.

    Silent Night, Holy Night
    Everyone's inside
    because of the viral fright
    carols and midnight masses
    are virtual this time
    Christmas club lunch is going
    to be limited to a few clients
    Cakes, cookies and roasts of meat
    waft around
    Party is on at Zoom
    wear your pajamas, put up your
    Santa cap, and let's groove
    to the Quarantini as we sip
    our immunity Martini.

    Knock, knock.!
    someone is there
    who's it at this curfew hour?
    Tis' the Corona guy knocking perhaps
    waiting to lure its next victim into its
    spiked trap.
    Go inside, cover yourself up
    wear a PPE kit and disguise yourself
    as an Urban Polar Bear.

    This is a great song.
    a funny song
    Why this CoronaV CoronaV came to
    thee, dear Mother Earth Ji ?
    Rhythm incorrect.
    Distance more than moon star ugh,
    couples can't even lovingly kiss each other - - ugh,
    friends can't hug each other-- ugh
    everyone wearing ppe kit, mask-uh
    washing hands like Lady Macbeth-uh
    everyone giving covid test - uh
    Lockdown became word of the Year-Ugh...
    learning to wash, cook and clean... uh.
    people became overnight sensation ugh..

    When this going to end - uh
    Covid19 cousin has come to UK.... ugh
    Vaccine is still far away.... ugh
    I'm going to end this parody now.... ugh
    feeling sleepy uh.
    This is a C R A P song, yo guys and girls
    I'm Singing this song... ugh..

    (Repeat :
    This is a great song.
    a funny song
    Why this CoronaV CoronaV came to
    thee, dear Mother Earth Ji ?.(x2))

    ©the_procrastinating_poet
    ©Ruchita_Das


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    #OriginalByRuchi #ChristmasvibesbyRuchi

    #cees_covid_chall
    #Mirakee #writersnetwork #pod

    To Carolyn Ma'am - @cees_outpost Thank you for organizing this amazing challenge. It really is a great way to start the Holidays and end this morose year on a funny note :)) ❤️
    I tried my best hope you like it..

    Quarantini - a word made by me that means a song played as we are inside our homes, quarantined, under lockdown.

    Note - (Important)

    Last two paras have been inspired by the viral Tam-Eng song of 2011, Why this Kolaveri Di sung by Dhanush, lyrics by Anirudh Ravichander..
    If you haven't heard it, go listen to it you will love it ��

    25th Dec 2020 03.48 am. Friday.

    All Rights Reserved. ©

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    Pandemic Paean...
    ...
    Why this CoronaV CoronaV came to
    thee, dear Mother Earth Ji ?
    Rhythm incorrect.

    (Read caption)


    ©the_procrastinating_poet

  • sarfarajalam 48w

    Offensive for some, hilarious for many.
    Followers are extremely welcomed.
    #cees_covid_chall

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    I guess Santa gonna send his son or
    someone else as substitute for him,
    this year.

    Do you really think, he's gonna risk his
    old liable life just for sake of tradition
    and you?


    ©sarcasm

  • bonitasarahbabu 49w

    #cees_covid_chall

    In all due seriousness, I wish y'all a wonderful, safe, and blessed Christmas and New Year.

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    Merry Covid Christmas to one and all!
    Let's celebrate in isolation,
    Celebrate with masks on our face.
    Let's toast with the spirits in our home,
    And give toilet paper and hand sanitizers as gifts.
    Let's not forget the masquerade parties,
    Here we will have parties to determine the fanciest mask,
    Maybe it will be determined before we suffocate.
    Poor St. Nicholas and his reindeer,
    I wonder how they will deliver the gifts.
    Air sanitation they will have to undergo,
    Merry Covid Christmas to one and all.
    May this year be done and never repeated.
    ©bonniesbabu
    12/24/2020

  • tejaswini_3 49w

    A quiet Christmas? Never!

    This is written using the tune of Hark The Herald Angels Sing. Hope you like it :)

    Thank you WN for this Christmas gift!! I love you!��
    _____________________________


    ~Square One~

    Hark! The journalist gave a shout,
    It's now time for a virus' bout!
    Extraverts cried and started to whine
    Introverts like me were all fun and fine,
    On the couch with my mobile,
    Besides tons and tons of project files,
    Carefree I enjoyed my time–
    Savouring juices of sweet lime!
    Hark! The journalist gave a shout,
    It's now time for a virus' bout

    Links for lectures poured and poured,
    Me? In my dreamland I soared!
    Never on time, shabbily dressed
    I slumped down, always not refreshed!
    My siblings screaming 'round me,
    I was driven crazy! Someone save me!
    Pleased were my dear parents now,
    I had to bring groceries somehow!
    Hark! The journalist gave a shout,
    It's now time for a virus' bout!

    Days passed, months passed with ease!
    I was still as cold as a frozen cheese!
    Exams and tests all online,
    Inspite of them, I was a lazy swine,
    I felt I might be missing my mates–
    A video call pepped me up, at night late,
    I now yearned for my routine,
    For those happy days I had once seen!
    Hark! The journalist gave a shout,
    It's now time for a virus' bout

    Come vaccines, now fix this mess,
    Just fix this mess, more or less!
    The TV 'gain blared some news,
    New mutant now on the loose!
    And here we are, back to square one,
    2020– with you, I am done!

    //Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way,
    Please be safe and sound– at home is where you stay//

    ©tejaswini_3

    (I am really sorry for not being able to reply to your comments, but I do read them as and when I get time. Don't stop giving me your love!)

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    @cees_outpost @tamanna3 @fairytales_ @odysseus @btslove @dove_wings @tinytraces @saloni__ @the_creation_in_our_stars_ @thesunshineloves

    #cees_covid_chall #corona #pandemic #covid #parody #humour #challenge #writersnetwork #mirakee #poetry

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  • tardigrade 49w

    Written on the tune of jingle bells.
    #cees_covid_chall
    Merry Christmas to all those celebrating.

    @writersnetwork @mirakee #pod

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    lazing out at home
    locked inside the gate
    I've let my stomach go
    hence put on some weight
    I'm not fat-shaming
    but clothes are getting tight
    I'll do a lap and burpee
    but first a burger bite.


    Oh, gym apparel,had to sell
    gym's closed anyway
    Oh! 2020 really smelled
    but Donald ducked away , hey
    Jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh! vaccines come into sight
    pandemic blues away.
    ©tardigrade

  • luvnotes_challenge_host 49w

    THIS CHALLENGE IS NOW CLOSED.

    Thank you to the supporters and participants, and a very Merry Christmas to all!! ������

    #writersnetwork #mirakee #challenge #parody #pandemic #covid #humor #cees_covid_chall

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    *CHALLENGE NOW CLOSED*

    PANDEMIC PARODY CHALLENGE

    Ho, ho, ho, and hello!
    Not only are the holidays upon us, but so is this seemingly neverending infernal pandemic!
    To lighten up the mood, I thought I'd host a pandemic parody, covid carol challenge. If you'd like to participate, please submit a humorous piece that pokes fun at the pandemic (in the form of a poem, song, or prose), within the next 24 hours, and hashtag it to #cees_covid_chall. One submission only please.

    Requirements:
    -English only.
    -No foul/vulgar language.
    -No obscene/nude images.
    -No plagiarism ever.
    -Don't forget the hashtag.
    -Submit on time.

    Happy writing! ✍

  • lovenotes_from_carolyn 49w

    Assuming you're familiar with the seasonal classic "The Twelve Days of Christmas," here is my parodied version "The Twelve Days of Quarantine," just in time for the holidays. ����������
    It's also my submission to the "Pandemic Parody Challenge," found on my @cees_outpost account.

    12 DAYS OF QUARANTINE
    A Covid Carol/Pandemic Parody
    by Carolyn Glackin

    On the first day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Masks for my whole family!

    On the second day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the third day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the fourth day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Four unpaid medical bills
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the fifth day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Five friends with symptoms
    Four unpaid medical bills
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the sixth day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Six feet from all humans
    Five friends with symptoms
    Four unpaid medical bills
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the seventh day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Seven bottles of sanitizer
    Six feet from all humans
    Five friends with symptoms
    Four unpaid medical bills
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the eighth day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Eight untested vaccines
    Seven bottles of sanitizer
    Six feet from all humans
    Five friends with symptoms
    Four unpaid medical bills
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the ninth day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Nine o'clock store closings
    Eight untested vaccines
    Seven bottles of sanitizer
    Six feet from all humans
    Five friends with symptoms
    Four unpaid medical bills
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the tenth day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Ten politicians pondering
    Nine o'clock store closings
    Eight untested vaccines
    Seven bottles of sanitizer
    Six feet from all humans
    Five friends with symptoms
    Four unpaid medical bills
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the eleventh day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Eleven docs disputing
    Ten politicians pondering
    Nine o'clock store closings
    Eight untested vaccines
    Seven bottles of sanitizer
    Six feet from all humans
    Five friends with symptoms
    Four unpaid medical bills
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the twelfth day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Twelve months down the tubes
    Eleven docs disputing
    Ten politicians pondering
    Nine o'clock store closings
    Eight untested vaccines
    Seven bottles of sanitizer
    Six feet from all humans
    Five friends with symptoms
    Four unpaid medical bills
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!
    Copyright Carolyn Glackin 12/24/2020

    Merry Quarantine everybody!! ��

    Image via Google pics. Credit goes to the owner.

    #cees_covid_chall #mirakee #writersnetwork #challenge #covid #parody #pandemic #humor

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