#parody

55 posts
  • unsung_seagull 30w

    Whose phone is this,
    I think I know.
    The memes might be
    In the gallery though.

    My good friend mustn't
    Think; it's queer to
    Look at his phone
    Without permission.

    I'm alone and
    My battery's down.
    The longest night
    Of the year.

    The memes are lovely,
    Dank and deep.
    Humour is a promise,
    I'll always keep.

    Miles to scroll
    Before I sleep,
    Miles to scroll
    Before I sleep.
    ..
    #rewritec #mirakee @writersnetwork @writersbay #wod #pod #parody

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    Robert Frost Parody

    The memes are lovely,
    Dank and deep.
    Humour is a promise
    I'll always keep.

    Miles to scroll
    Before I sleep,
    Miles to scroll
    Before I sleep.

    ©unsung_seagull

  • dee1998 37w

    Co- workers

    Seems like some of them are followers of "Pappu".

  • goldenthoughts 48w

    Pandemic

    All hail to thee
    The courageous chairperson of all viruses
    My hands are up in your honour, in your respect
    For you are both the god and godess of our time
    You are the god who created fear in the mind of the fearless
    And the goddess who rendered the powerful powerless
    You are the unseen whip that lashes both the young and the old
    The unknown disciplinarian that teaches the world to stay clean always
    You are the one that has no legs but walk around the nook and crannies of the universe
    The one that encourages self respect through social distancing and no one dared challenge your subjects why?

    Once again all hail to thee
    The god and godess of all diseases
    The one who visits that who it wishes
    You who dared looked at the faces of our tyrannical politicians and slaughtered them at will
    The one who spear not even his subjects
    The one who has no respect for class and age
    You who cared less about influence and position
    You are the great brother of disease and the greatest sister of death


    All hail to thee
    The one who have reigned then
    Planning to reign now, but may you not succeed
    You have reigned then but may you never reign forever
    You caused all roads locked and our streets empty
    You who in silence gave orders globally through the leaders to the subjects
    You who conquered the countries who sees themselves as powerful and the whole world sees as powerful
    Once again, you reigned then but may you not reign forever.
    I hereby give you my salutations please spare me and my folks.




    ©goldenthoughts

  • tejaswini_3 48w

    A quiet Christmas? Never!

    This is written using the tune of Hark The Herald Angels Sing. Hope you like it :)

    Thank you WN for this Christmas gift!! I love you!��
    _____________________________


    ~Square One~

    Hark! The journalist gave a shout,
    It's now time for a virus' bout!
    Extraverts cried and started to whine
    Introverts like me were all fun and fine,
    On the couch with my mobile,
    Besides tons and tons of project files,
    Carefree I enjoyed my time–
    Savouring juices of sweet lime!
    Hark! The journalist gave a shout,
    It's now time for a virus' bout

    Links for lectures poured and poured,
    Me? In my dreamland I soared!
    Never on time, shabbily dressed
    I slumped down, always not refreshed!
    My siblings screaming 'round me,
    I was driven crazy! Someone save me!
    Pleased were my dear parents now,
    I had to bring groceries somehow!
    Hark! The journalist gave a shout,
    It's now time for a virus' bout!

    Days passed, months passed with ease!
    I was still as cold as a frozen cheese!
    Exams and tests all online,
    Inspite of them, I was a lazy swine,
    I felt I might be missing my mates–
    A video call pepped me up, at night late,
    I now yearned for my routine,
    For those happy days I had once seen!
    Hark! The journalist gave a shout,
    It's now time for a virus' bout

    Come vaccines, now fix this mess,
    Just fix this mess, more or less!
    The TV 'gain blared some news,
    New mutant now on the loose!
    And here we are, back to square one,
    2020– with you, I am done!

    //Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way,
    Please be safe and sound– at home is where you stay//

    ©tejaswini_3

    (I am really sorry for not being able to reply to your comments, but I do read them as and when I get time. Don't stop giving me your love!)

    _________________________________________________

    @cees_outpost @tamanna3 @fairytales_ @odysseus @btslove @dove_wings @tinytraces @saloni__ @the_creation_in_our_stars_ @thesunshineloves

    #cees_covid_chall #corona #pandemic #covid #parody #humour #challenge #writersnetwork #mirakee #poetry

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  • luvnotes_challenge_host 48w

    THIS CHALLENGE IS NOW CLOSED.

    Thank you to the supporters and participants, and a very Merry Christmas to all!! ������

    #writersnetwork #mirakee #challenge #parody #pandemic #covid #humor #cees_covid_chall

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    *CHALLENGE NOW CLOSED*

    PANDEMIC PARODY CHALLENGE

    Ho, ho, ho, and hello!
    Not only are the holidays upon us, but so is this seemingly neverending infernal pandemic!
    To lighten up the mood, I thought I'd host a pandemic parody, covid carol challenge. If you'd like to participate, please submit a humorous piece that pokes fun at the pandemic (in the form of a poem, song, or prose), within the next 24 hours, and hashtag it to #cees_covid_chall. One submission only please.

    Requirements:
    -English only.
    -No foul/vulgar language.
    -No obscene/nude images.
    -No plagiarism ever.
    -Don't forget the hashtag.
    -Submit on time.

    Happy writing! ✍

  • lovenotes_from_carolyn 48w

    Assuming you're familiar with the seasonal classic "The Twelve Days of Christmas," here is my parodied version "The Twelve Days of Quarantine," just in time for the holidays. ����������
    It's also my submission to the "Pandemic Parody Challenge," found on my @cees_outpost account.

    12 DAYS OF QUARANTINE
    A Covid Carol/Pandemic Parody
    by Carolyn Glackin

    On the first day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Masks for my whole family!

    On the second day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the third day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the fourth day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Four unpaid medical bills
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the fifth day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Five friends with symptoms
    Four unpaid medical bills
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the sixth day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Six feet from all humans
    Five friends with symptoms
    Four unpaid medical bills
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the seventh day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Seven bottles of sanitizer
    Six feet from all humans
    Five friends with symptoms
    Four unpaid medical bills
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the eighth day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Eight untested vaccines
    Seven bottles of sanitizer
    Six feet from all humans
    Five friends with symptoms
    Four unpaid medical bills
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the ninth day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Nine o'clock store closings
    Eight untested vaccines
    Seven bottles of sanitizer
    Six feet from all humans
    Five friends with symptoms
    Four unpaid medical bills
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the tenth day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Ten politicians pondering
    Nine o'clock store closings
    Eight untested vaccines
    Seven bottles of sanitizer
    Six feet from all humans
    Five friends with symptoms
    Four unpaid medical bills
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the eleventh day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Eleven docs disputing
    Ten politicians pondering
    Nine o'clock store closings
    Eight untested vaccines
    Seven bottles of sanitizer
    Six feet from all humans
    Five friends with symptoms
    Four unpaid medical bills
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!

    On the twelfth day of Quarantine
    Corona gave to me
    Twelve months down the tubes
    Eleven docs disputing
    Ten politicians pondering
    Nine o'clock store closings
    Eight untested vaccines
    Seven bottles of sanitizer
    Six feet from all humans
    Five friends with symptoms
    Four unpaid medical bills
    Three new thermometers
    Two covid test kits
    And masks for my whole family!
    Copyright Carolyn Glackin 12/24/2020

    Merry Quarantine everybody!! ��

    Image via Google pics. Credit goes to the owner.

    #cees_covid_chall #mirakee #writersnetwork #challenge #covid #parody #pandemic #humor

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  • nocturnal_enigma 62w

    Just end this pain ~

    When I was a litttle girl, ��
    wonder �� what I'll be...
    when I've grown-up. ��
    Now, I've become adult; ��
    Just end this pain! ��

    Ooo...hoo ����

    I keep crying...��
    like a baby.��
    Then, smiling; ��
    But, not �� happy. ��

    Ooo..hoo ����

    I'm just faking...��
    the smile �� lately;
    & keep falling...��
    down �� already.

    Ooo...hoo ����

    When my time is up, ⌛
    wonder �� what, could have been.
    When? Maybe, not...��
    now, but soon? ��
    Just end this pain! ��

    Ooo...hoo ����

    © Nuruliffa Emirah
    @ nocturnal_enigma

    * 553rd post
    * 24/9/2020; 4.03 A.M

    * Will upload the video-recording at my new Youtube channel that I'll make, later. ~

    #pain

    #Lily #AlanWalker #song

    #SadParody #sad #parody #ChangedLyric #lyric

    #NuEmChangedLyric
    #NuEmSadParodies

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    Just end this pain ~

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    * Sad-parody of Lily- Alan Walker's song

  • anonymously_onymous 65w

    दुर्गन्धित अपुष्टी वर्धनम

    #parody #fart #nonsense #ridiculous #lifelesson #mirakee #readwriteunite #writersnetwork

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    गंधी बात

    चाहे कुछ ना कहना, भले चुप तू रहना
    मुझे है पता तेरे हाज़मे का।
    खामोश चेहरा, आँखों पे पहरा
    खुद है गवाह तेरे पेट का।

    तेरी झुकी नज़र, तेरी हर अदा
    मुझे कह रही... है तूने पादा।
    कोई भजिया है जो कि इन दिनों
    तेरे पेट-ओ-पिछवाड़े पे है छा गया।

    तेरी झुकी नज़र, तेरी हर अदा
    मुझे कह रही... है तूने पादा।


    ©anonymously_onymous

  • normancrane 66w

    The Poem Updated

    Two posts emerged on my Facebook,
    And sorry I could not peruse both
    And be one user, long I stood
    And scrolled down one as far as I could
    To where it went into a long blockquote;

    Then read the other, as just as shared,
    And having perhaps the better claim,
    Because it was classy and about footwear;
    Though as for that the likes there
    Had rated them really about the same,

    And both that morning equally lay
    I believe with no comment written back.
    Oh, I kept the first for another day!
    Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
    I doubted if I should ever tap back.

    I shall be telling this with a sigh
    Somewhere ages and ages hence:
    Two posts emerged on my Facebook, and I—
    I read the one less thumbed-up by,
    And that has made all the difference.

  • stardust722 70w

    Poet

    You branded yourself
    a poet
    and became Instagram
    famous. 
    But really, you
    just wrote
    normal sentences
    broken up into
    random lines,
    proclaiming common sense
    things
    as if they were
    profound...
    Genius. 

  • pacifierpunch 73w

    Away from parody!

    A panaroma of success around,
    yet a twitch in her eyes,
    the tears swelling up inside,
    smiles hardened yet wide;

    She was a soliloquoy of prominence
    yet a solitary pint of insignificance,
    panting for a bout of interruption
    while driven around by breathlessness.

    She was strolling through couture,
    yet not a piece of cloth could fix her puncture,
    As new laurels are stitched to her fixtures,
    she was ripping apart into splinters.

    There was a fragrance of opulence,
    yet she was stinking of empty conscience,
    She was a harbinger of renaissance
    yet losing her innate radiance.

    As nights and days melted into oblivion
    she yearned for pauses full of vermillion,
    As years are subsumed by seasons,
    she just craved to rejoice without reason
    Something was amiss amidst her celebrations
    Something always evaded her existence.

    She used to reminisce of little girl,
    tripping and tumbling, yet running around full circle
    There used to be crackles and freckles
    and seldom a trace of obnoxious shackles.

    So, all she wanted again is to
    traverse the geometry of earth unabated,
    smelling flowers and riding with tides unacknowleged,
    away from morose world of deception,
    away from winds of reluctance,
    drowning deep into waters of rhapsody
    where she is no longer a grotesque parody!

    ©pacifierpunch

  • clearer_than_the_sparkles 78w

    #feelings #pod #love #laughter #chopper #helicopter #flying #introvert #euphoria #pandemic #parody #meme

    •σн му ¢нσρρєя•

    Oh chopper
    I felt in love with you today
    (even momentarily)
    With your body so lovely so grey
    With the sounds you made
    Making my heart skip a beat at some rate
    Even though seeing you wasn't my first time
    But this time you felt completely different

    Not even half a way with this poem
    And you appeared again
    This time my heart was on some disco
    Blushing the hell out as if I saw BTS in San Francisco
    My hands were shaking
    My eyes were shining
    My neck held the blood stopping the plasma over-gushing
    Oh how can I fall for you?
    You gave me euphoria
    I watched you taking a round & inspecting
    A n d o h m y g o d
    You came again taking a round
    This time my flesh and blood
    taking a toll on my health
    Secretly praying the humans in them wouldn't have
    Caught me catching your glimpse in an adiabatic
    So blushingly because hello I'm the introverted still as pathetic
    Going away, I felt your faint sounds
    Resonating at slow pace
    You were taking rounds again
    Now;
    I knew, I must watch you again
    But this time
    Without any poetry in my mind
    Thank you for making me calm
    Even though I know you came because of the pandemic alarm.


    The last time I saw you was you going away
    Finally getting higher, drifting & diminishing away
    I felt as if will I be able to see you again?
    So I waved at you secretly
    Saying meet you again grey fairyman-
    But next time not because of some pandemic
    Or havoc
    But really wishing for something good;
    A good endeavor.

    ©clearer_than_the_sparkles

    °picture credits: ��mY poTato caMera��
    °any grammatical error is requested to be pointed out and let me know, if you're reading this.

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    【Oh MY Chopper: the unexpected ending】
    _a parody of my feelings.
    ©clearer_than_the_sparkles

  • mrspectacular 81w

    CLOWNS

    These were commissioned to fight crime
    But instead they make it sublime
    They give it a hallowing chime
    Watching as the criminals plunder every dime
    And even torture us till we are covered in grime.
    Surprisingly it is when the criminals are done feeding us limes
    And making us perform sorrowful mimes
    That is when these clowns consider the primes
    Coming with an intent to record the casualty & spoil rimes
    Where were you during the crime time.

    Another set are still under the umbrella of the law
    These one commit crimes in a way of awe
    If I had my way, I'll torture them with an iron claw
    Because the quantity of tears that they, from us, draw
    It makes me want to yell faw!
    And after carrying it out, they give such a guffaw
    Bragging about how they have a high haw
    And hence cannot be reached nor chewed by the law's jaw
    Their hands are as insatiable as the biggest maw
    Their mode is not raw
    But the kind that has been given a plaw
    Mercilessly they put to something for all, a giant saw
    Blocks and stacks are given a thaw
    That it may be easy to, into their pockets, yaw.

    A thing of shame it is
    But these ones find in it, so much bliss.


    ©mrspectacular

  • ryancier_ 88w

    Avant-Garde-ish, 19, Grillin'

    Welcome, everyone, to my poem.
    Here it is-
    BUT FIRST,
    I gotta just complain for a minute
    about how we are in an ever-suffocating
    heat-box of orthodoxy and I just wish
    there was a more bohemian way out, but, yanno,
    it is what it is, I guess- I mean, I guess?
    I mean, gosh, there are so many gatekeepers
    out there on what it means to be 'avant-garde',
    and I just wanna grill for god's sake.
    Anyways,
    here's my --------

  • shubham_singh95 88w

    Corona Coronaa*

    Ek aandhi aayi h..tabaahi laayi h..
    Padi sbke peeche haath dho kr..
    Ab sbko haath h dhona..
    Khi ho jye na corona..
    Corona Coronaa..
    SB ghr me band h..
    SB kaam band h..
    Koi khush h to ksi ka nkl ra h Rona..
    Corona Coronaa..
    SB mask lga kr ghumo..na haath milao na ksi ko choomo..
    Chahe baby babu ho ya shona..
    SB thoda door door hi rho na .
    Ksi ko b ho skta h corona..
    Corona Coronaa..
    Ho jye sardi khaasi ya ho jye zukhaam
    Pakad lo tum ek kona..
    Fail na Pye ye corona.
    Corona Coronaa..
    Bs saavdhani or sabr rkho..
    Ye sabr ni h khona.
    Jha b rho safe hona..
    Are itna b daro na..
    Kch na kr pyega ye bloody corona..
    Corona Coronaa..
    Ulta seedha na khao..na zyda ghumo na idhr udhr khi jao..
    Khud ko bheed bhaad se bachao..
    Corona ko mlkr SB bhagao..
    Apne ghr me hi mast or swasth rho na..
    Choo b na pyega phr ye ksi ko corona..
    Corona Coronaa..!!!
    ©shubham_singh95

  • shubhojitdeb 90w

    Acknowledgement

    Some call you a cock while others call you a weiner
    Women like you at breakfast and sometimes after dinner
    Some call you a willy while others call you a dick
    You make everyone happy, you mighty little stick
    You're a source of pleasure for every living being
    Deflowering on occasions giving a little sting
    Generations and population is all thanks to you
    Not taking away anything from the female genitalia too
    Without it, a pecker is pretty useless
    Replacing you with a hand is quite pointless
    Genetically transferring your talent and your genius
    So may you live forever, the vagina and the penis.
    ©shubhojitdeb

  • shubhojitdeb 90w

    Spidey & Friends

    Peter was the name he was given before
    Soon he was a man that the world adored
    He made a ton of friends along with a number of foes
    Goblin was jealous 'cause Peter had all the harlots and hoes 
    Logan, Tony, Steve and company were always there for Peter 
    But Goblin took away Mary Jane and sometimes he would hit her
    Nick was Furious so he assembled the Avengers 
    But Goblin had his army so S.H.I.E.L.D. needed some professors 
    Logan tried calling his buddies from the House of X
    That’s when he found that Scott and Jean were having hardcore sex 
    Spidey, Avengers and X-Men, all stood together
    Goblin faced the wrath of Thor’s magical hammer 
    Doom laughed as he watched Green Goblin fall 
    Said he was nothing but a wannabe fatass troll
    Hulk entered the scene when everything was over
    But Mary Jane started stripping and Hulk was glad to see her
    Along came Banner and Hulk was gone 
    Spidey just realized that everything went wrong
    MJ explained that she was just trying to calm down the Hulk 
    Little did she know that he ejaculated a bulk
    They all had a laugh with an embarrassed Bruce
    They never knew that even he’d produce the juice
    Webhead thanked his superhero friends for helping him out
    He said whenever they need him, they can give Spider-Man a shout out loud!
    ©shubhojitdeb

  • rimjimbarasha 97w

    Gahorita

    I love it when you call me চেনাইটি
    I wish I could pretend I don't like গাহৰি
    But everytime I see গাহৰি
    মোৰ মন লাহৰী
    Oo I love গাহৰি
    ভাতৰ লগত গাহৰি।।

  • amalgaman 107w

    Ode to Contemporaries

    Depraved are we,
    Depravity of the utmost zenithal quintessence
    Of that which is the epitome
    Like parading apostles somnambulating
    In a charade of our own horseplay.
    Boisterous in lack of reason,
    Forgoing disbelief in magnificence of our products,
    Deprived of symmetry and structure.
    Bereft, unlike genuine leather products,
    Of nonconformity.
    Indeed we are, as the wise have said,
    In distortions,
    Distortions reminiscent of the highest privy
    Of the greatest of exasperating farragos.
    ©human_amalgam

  • himayan_writes 114w

    The Gemini

    "Dorothy where did you go?
    You should not wander about you know!
    Hurry Dorothy! Here comes the storm!
    But Dorothy we are far from home!
    What do we do now? Think Dorothy!
    Take shelter under that broken tree!
    Watch out Dorothy! It's a rabbit hole!"
    But alas! Too late! And down we roll!
    We tumble into our never-ending burrow!
    Spiral down the darkness, pain and sorrow!
    A sudden thud! We've fallen all the way!
    Everything is lifeless, dull and grey!
    Soaked in mud and covered in dirt!
    "Sit up Dorothy! Where does it hurt?"

    "Look around Dorothy! Is this the Land of Oz?"
    "No Alice! And it's not Wonderland either I suppose!?"

    ©himayan_writes