WEIRD THIS WAY.
On the 'pilot's' seat taking a mega dump,
I don't just sit there and think about Trump.
My smartphone would sure be rad,
Instead I whip out my shorthand pad.
And put to paper a thought or two,
Before joining the morning crew,
To go out and begin the payday,
'fore my wallet hollers a Mayday!
I guess I am weird this way.