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  • osm_thought 87w

    Dear bestie �� @sumaira0616 suno aapko kabse ek baat bolni thi �� but samjh nahi aa raha kaha se suru karu lekin ab bolunga nahi to bhi mujhse raha nahi jayega lekin or bol bhi du to vo nahi hone vala jo aapko bolna hai mujhe �� .
    To yaar baat kuch esi thi na samjh nahi aa raha kaise bolu ? Sabke samne bol du kya ?����
    Chalo jaane do me pacha lunga is baat ko chalo koi nahi hota hai hota hai naa bolne me hi bhalai hoti hai Kavi kavi hai na . Aree gussa kyu ho rahe ho �� sumi ���� achha chal ab bata deta hu khali bacho ��ko rulana achhi baat nahi hoti na �� .
    Me keh raha tha ki tu na .... Pagal thi�� pagal hai aur pagal hi rahegi �� badi aayi meri achhi baat sunne vali chalo nikalo paheli furshat se �� ab gussa mat hona itna pagla kar diya tabse karke ������. Tere ko pareshan karna na bahut achha lagta hai �� isliye kabhi kabhi nahi har baar karne me maza aata hai �� pata nahi kya kya soch rahe the pagal sii ���� chal ja ab kaam karlo apna �� aur Mere liye chai bana ����.


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    Aaj ke din ek nayi bimari �� paida hui thi ��
    Jiski baato se me has-has kar pet me dard hone lagta hai ����

    "I Don't have to photo photo with you
    But trust me I have so many memories
    And moment to laugh up on. "

    Pagal ladki �� pagalo ki future doctor ���� chalo ek ek sab is pagal ko satao I mean wish karo �� happy wala birthday �������� @sumaira0616 ������

    - Your introvert besti ����

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    Bestie

    People have best friend but all I have this
    Weird creature who looks as innocent cat
    But bark like a female dog all the time
    Happy Birthday sumi kutti

  • osm_thought 93w

    Mom: beta aaj jaldi uth gaya

    *Jiyu who watched webseries whole night*

    @jiya_khan

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  • osm_thought 93w

    Hello sir ♥️ @jiya_khan

    d-d-d dobby is here.����‍♂️Dobby aapko birthday wish karne aaya sir. Hum kab mile the aapko pata hai kya sir �� Aree ha yaad aaya �� daaru vali post pe mili the nashede kahike ����. Oops �� sorry sir galti se muh se nikal gya ��������. Lekin aap nashedi ho ye to truth hai sir ����. Nashe me aap meri Maggi le the le gye the sir aapne fir banake khilayi hi nahi ☹️��. Hum iska hisab baad me karege ☹️��.

    Ek baar lockdown me Subah Subah se daru lene k liye line me khade the aap yaad hai �� Lekin muskil se 1 �� bottle thi aapko kya sir aap bhi na .����‍♂️����‍♂️ Aur vo bottle hum chin k bhag liye the sir ko pata bhi nahi chala ������. Bottle ki exchange kar diye the hum �� usme kya milaye vo hum aapko nahi batayege . ����

    Us din sir ko chadi hi nahi aur sir ko chade bina kick hi nahi milti �� kick nahi milti. uske baad dobi sir ko dikha hi nahi �� d-d-d dobby bahut tez bhagta hai na sir milkha k maffik���� sir maafi dede na �� lekin daaru pina buri baat �� hai sir.



    Lekin sir aap bhi kamal karte ho 2-3 km ki line me kon khada raheta hai ����‍♂️. Dobby ko bolte me le aata na sir me aapke sune ko ansuna kar deta na ����. Chalo sir koi baat nahi �� next time bolna pakka hum nahi sunege . Aapke muh se Nikale hue daaru ka word mujhe sunai nahi deta ������‍♂️ me kya karu kya karu.

    Haa to hum kaha the sir ha mujhe kuch dhundhla sa yaad aa raha hai �� jiyu sir ko na hum small eye �� bulate hai iska reason bhi hum hi batate hai sir ka �� ye
    Favorite emoji hai jab mere se baat karte hai ye jarur use karte hai �� shayad sir ko Chinese log jyada pasand hai ����������. Hai na sir �� ab China k baare kuch bol k mera comments section kharab mat karna mujhe pata hai kya bolonge ����. Chinese lover ������


    Vese bhi sir ki eyes chhoti hi hai �� tab hi ye emoji use karte hai �� meri small eye sir ..

    D-D-D DOBBY ko kuch likhna nahi aata sir vo anpadh zahil hai �� .
    lekin dobby aapko humesha yaad karta hai kabhi kabar aapko yaad karke has bhi leta hai ♥️�� lots of love jiyu �� aur meri dua me humesha rahonge. Note kar lijiye sir �� masti aur pyaar karte rahenge.����

    Your favourite
    D-d-d dobby

    D- D - D DOBBY IS FREE SIR �� ��

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    May Allah bless you with knowledge and wisdom. May you find peace and joy in wherever you go in life. That’s my sincere wish for you on your birthday ����

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  • osm_thought 93w

    Lateral Thinking...
    Just Check It Out!

    Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard;


    man
    1. ------------
    board







    Ans. = man onboard

    Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

    stand
    2. ------------
    i






    Ans. = I understand

    OK...
    Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you perform?

    3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/









    Ans. = reading between the lines



    R
    4. Road
    A
    D







    Ans. = cross road


    Not having a good day now, are you?
    Redeem yourself.


    5. cyclecyclecycle






    Ans. = tricycle

    Easy to figure out, ha!!!



    0
    6. _____
    M.D.Ph.D.







    Ans. = two degrees below zero (-2°)

    C'mon give it a little thought !!!


    knee
    7. ------------
    light








    Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light )


    I'm sure you'll have no problem getting this one.

    ground
    8. ---------------
    feet feet feet feet feet feet






    Ans. = six feet underground


    Good One, try this!!!

    9. he's / himself







    Ans. = he's by himself

    Here's an easy one!!

    10. ecnalg








    Ans. = backward glance

    Not even close ??? !!!


    11. death ..... life








    Ans. = Life after Death

    Okay last chance .


    12. THINK














    Ans. = think big ! !


    And the last one is very funny- - -


    13. Ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...








    Ans. = long time no 'C'
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    Dedicated to all my Intelligent Friends ����

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  • osm_thought 93w

    @aaditi_ : you know what bhaiya ��
    Me : eyes to andar karlo big eye ��

    Aadu : hehe �� me abhi aai kahi jana mat ��

    Me : ha kahi na jaa raha �� tabla aur bin leke betha hu

    Aadu :- hehehe ���� yeah aaj to bhaiyu nagin dance karenge �������� ��

    Me :- mujhe dance ka A bhi nahi aata mera dance dekhonge to katori me pani leke dubne ka man karenga ������

    Aadu :- bhaiyu ����‍♀️ �� aap bhi na chalo me sikhati hu ������������ first step ye then ye then ye simple hai practice karonge to aa jayega ��

    .................. And continue sikhne sikhane vali pagalpanti ����‍����‍��


    Hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaappppppppppyyyyyyy
    Bbbbbiiiiirrrrrrttttttthhhhhhdddddaaaaayyyy. Aaaaaaaàaddddddddduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    Lo cake khalo aur mote ho jaav�������������� ������������




    Your caress on my cheeks,
    the warmth of your hugs linger,
    as years pass, turning you older,
    never did your love grow colder.



    Twilight years are inevitable, so bold,
    my hugs and kisses to lighten your load.
    In your miseries, let me sing of bliss,
    whichever serenade you wish.



    Light fever, even flu, don't matter,
    your care makes me better,
    mostly when you put me on your lap.
    Little problems cannot lead me to mishap.


    (Note : aadu ka lap means mujhe dantna ����)

    Your counsel I will never forget,
    to seek values and a brave heart,
    your correction that hits to the core,
    is where my courage springs forth.


    To the Almighty God I always pray,
    May He continue to gift you to me,
    Add more years to life, may He will, for
    your leading advices I still, truly, need them.

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  • osm_thought 94w

    एक पुरुष ही तो जो हमेशा ढल
    जाता है हर किरदार में....

    कभी किसी लड़की को लड़का बनकर मिराकी चलाते देखा है क्या

  • osm_thought 94w

    पत्नी के कहने पर कवि पति ने लिखा

    तुम सींग मारती गईया सी
    मैं कोने में दुबका बैल प्रिये

    मैं सीधा सा पीपल का पेड़
    तुम उस पर लटकी चुड़ैल प्रिये.!

    अब पति लापता



    अब लापता पति ने बाहर से फोन लगाया

    दामाद ने ससुराल में फोन लगाया

    बच्चे ने फोन उठाया

    दामाद ने पूछा बेटा घर में सब क्या कर रहे हैं

    बच्चा: आपकी बुराई

  • osm_thought 94w

    अगर आपका कहीं जी नही लग रहा हो तो

    मेरे नाम के पीछे जी लगा सकते हो

  • osm_thought 94w

    Kahin me late to nahi ho gya ? ? ��

    . `•.,¸¸,.•´¯ �� ������������ �� ¯´•.,¸¸,.•`

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    Dekho to jara �� kitna mataka rahe ho ��
    Dekho to jara �� kitna uchhal k chal rahe ho
    Mana mana ki aapka jamandin hai ��
    Itna kyu fudak rahe ho Ab to 61 year k ho gye ho ��
    Sambhal kar chala karo din parti din bhudhe ho rahe ho
    Chalo aapko jamandin ki dher sari shubhkamnaye ��


    Preheat the oven of love
    With plenty of secrets and hugs.

    Mix in giggles and laughs
    That make your sides split in half.

    Bake with the love and care
    And all the things you both should share.

    Decorate with the frosting of trust;
    This is really a must.

    Enjoy the cake do not eat it fast.
    Just like your friendship make it last.

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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