• helpshark 103w

    The Fork in the Stone...

    It is legend, a task of great fortitude
    An undertaking of the like, we are meant
    After the events of Sunday's barbecue
    As the cutlery was dropped in cement

    The path to greatness was not finished
    And the historic scene was set
    Some say that the fork just fell from the plate
    A conclusion that's not proven yet

    But as the prophecy states when with barbecues
    Only the brave should reach out for such goals
    And whoever pulleth the discarded fork from the cement
    Shall be the one to rule over the coals