• helpshark 83w

    Pigs in Blankets

    Oinky was a pig in a blanket

    That had nothing to do with christmas

    But he always left a small gap right at the top

    Just so he didnt really miss much

    He didnt fancy a sleeping bag

    And he punctured his water bed and sank it

    And after two hours of fighting with that duvet idea...

    He's happy just being a pig in a blanket