Nursery Whine...

It's all gone wrong
And I can't sleep
Now that little boy blue
Ran away with bo peep...

And those three blind mice
Are quite endearing
They're off the rails
With telescopic hearing

And old humpty dumpy
Is in a war of attrition
With the powers that be
Over planning permission

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And were never seen again
They didn't write a suicide note
Because they didn't have a pen

The cow jumped the moon
And is now in traction
With a hatred for cheese
And an allergic reaction...

The Spiders can have the house
Said an anxious Miss Muffet
My arachnophobia is playing up
And she left for the coast and said f**k it...



©helpshark