Bespoke

I've made a fantastic toothbrush
Out of macaroni
It's one of those bespoke presents
So Happy Birthday Tony

I've sent it with the postie
And when this delivery drops
You'll love it more when you realise
You can't get it in the shops....

I think they call it artisan
It hasn't been endorsed
But the pasta is almost vegan
And was ethically sourced



©helpshark