• helpshark 106w


    I've made a fantastic toothbrush
    Out of macaroni
    It's one of those bespoke presents
    So Happy Birthday Tony

    I've sent it with the postie
    And when this delivery drops
    You'll love it more when you realise
    You can't get it in the shops....

    I think they call it artisan
    It hasn't been endorsed
    But the pasta is almost vegan
    And was ethically sourced