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    Types of bezzatiz

    (Warning: Cringe × 100 h yeh post)
    [Read it like koi guruji pravachan de rhe h]
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    Namaskar mitron, aaj hum ek behad important vishay par charcha karne ja rahe h... Iss vishay k bina, kai logo ka jivan adhura h isiliye iss vishay par likhna mera kartavya tha
    (Shukriya kehne ki koi awashakta nhi h��)


    Toh, aaj ka mudda h
    "Bezzati"

    Jivan mai agar aap zinda h toh aapko iss rahasyamayi chiz se samna jarur hua hoga... Toh aaj main aapko Bezzati k prakar batane wali hu taki aapko ise samjhane mai aasani ho


    *Tang*
    1) Direct/common bezzati:- yeh bezzati ki sabse jyada known prajati h...more than 80% baar yehi use ki jati h aam bolchal mai

    Example k liye: tu gawar h, tu buddhu h, tu bail h, tere paas dimag ki kami h, tujhse jyada samjhdar toh ek feotus h, tujhe baat karna hi galti thi, etc, etc....


    *Tang*
    2) Indirect bezzati:- this is like 5 mark k liye 2 mark k answer ko ghuma phira kar likhna.... Baat ek hi kehni h, par sidhe sidhe kehne mai aafat aati h

    Example:
    Direct~ "kabhi dimag bhi use liya kar"
    Indirect~ "tujhe pata h? Manushya prajati k paas ek dimag karke organ h...kabhi use kar k dekhna, bade kaam ki chiz h" ,
    "Hey prabhu! Iss insan ko maaf kar do! Aapne jo dimag ise diya usko yeh nasamajh bech kar kha gaya!"



    *Tang*
    3) Nonbezzati bezzati:- yeh wo bezzati h jo asal mai tarif h, use pata nhi h, par wo h...

    Example:
    "Yaar kabhi kabhi bail wali harkat kar deti h tu"
    Ab I know aap confuse hoge, par sochiye...
    kabhi kabhi bail = mostly non-bail
    Hui n yeh tarif?


    *Tang*
    4) Bouncer bezzati:- yeh wo complex bezzati h jo dimag k uppar se hi nikal jati h, toh bezzati wali feeling aati h par kuch samjh nhi aata

    Example:- Oye Neanderthal ki lost species, kyu apne dot pitch se bhi imperceptible brain ko thaka rha h...


    *Tang*
    5) Ghatak bezzati:- yeh wo janaleva bezzati h jo direct dil par jakar lagti h... khataik!
    Aur kai baar yeh kuch aise common bezzati bhi hote jo kisi person (kisi situation) k liye personal hote h

    Example:- gadhi (Mujhe ek baar kisine gadhi kaha tha, and phir trahi macha di thi maine), auntyji k liye dukh hota h ki tujh jaisi santan mili h, etc etc


    Aaj k liye itna gyan kafi h...
    Daanpeti niche rakhi h, sab apni iccha anusar daan kar sakte h
    Dhanyawad ��
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