Waiting for my hero,
Was history.
I don't want
The one who completes me.
I want a weirdo.
A complete Jerk.
Who loves adventures,
Who loves me.
Kiss me when unexpected.
Dance with me when Alexa
Plays a dance number.
And laughs on my silly jokes.

But real men believe in real romance?
I reckon none.

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