Zindagi ek aise mod pe aa kar khadi hai jaha se aagey kuch nahi dikh rha Ek khwaab hai bas, Dhundhla sa, kamzor aur bebas Darr lagta hai kahi ye mehez ek miraj toh nahi Ye mod khwab ke naam pe mehez behekaava toh nahi Fass chuka hu, dabb rha hu, Doosro ki umeedon ke pinjre mein kaid hone Laga hu, Ek khula aasmaan hua karta tha kuch dino phele tak, Umeedo se, zimmedaariyo se duur jaha azaad parinde sa uda karta tha mai Ab ek safar aur shuru karna hai Safar dusro ki umeedon se apni khawisho tak Par waqt kuch kam hai Himmat aur bhi kam Janna chahta hu ki ye khwaab, khwaab hi Hain Ya haqeeqat ke shor se bachne ke liye jhuthe khwabo ka odha hua kambal hai...
1. I'm not a lover of flowers, I'd rather appreciate cactus over roses. I love Komodo dragons more than unicorns maybe because I don't admire fantasies. And if you're thinking of some present, gift me an Iguana.
2. Don't panic when I talk about my bucket list but I want to burn the curtains in my house and watch them turn into ashes. I hate watching them hanging there, I want them to die at once.
3. I hate over-friendly humans, sympathies, sugar-coated people, fake care. I'll punch you if you tell me you "need" me because that's a senseless thing to say.
4. When I scream or shout please hold my finger and stay, don't speak, just stay. I've read " If you don't heal what hurt you, you'll bleed on people who didn't cut you." And I do agree, I'm trying.
5. Never say "it'll be okay, you'll heal" I HATE FALSE PROMISES.
6. I don't know anything about cosmetics but that doesn't mean I'm not a woman.
7 I rarely cry so don't expect I'll lay my shoulder while watching an emotional movie also I don't get scared easily so don't expect I'll hold your arm out of fear.
8. If you want to take me out for a date I'd prefer museums and zoo. And don't get bored when I stand on the same place for hours staring at an old masterpiece, I get fascinated, also don't tell me I'm weird when I sit near the alligator's cage talking to them, they listen, you can join us too.
9. Ill reply 'haha' to some hilarious memes but I'll roll on the floor laughing if you send me a lame maths meme. I still laugh at " you commit "sin" 90 times but will get "cot" 45 times. And I never say I'm getting tan, it is sin/cos, I suck at sarcasm.
10. I randomly laugh so don't worry it is nothing related to you, there's a huge probability that I'm laughing at myself when I fell down from the bed or hit my head while getting off from the bus.
11. If you want to talk to me, randomly text me about how minions talk and we'll end up having hours of conversation.
12. I don't like people who talk adult by calling themselves "friends" and yeah "chill, this is for comforting each other" or " that's quite normal", No, it isn't for me. It gives me panic attacks.
13. If you try to hold my hand while walking and I just push you away, I'm sorry I was lost somewhere and I get scared, I did not intend to hurt you.
14. Never call me a "human", I find it an abuse.
15. When I say, I need time, I literally mean it so don't poke.