sanskari_ladka

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  • sanskari_ladka 26w

    Her : baby pyaar me kya hona chahiye

    Him : khada

    Her : matlab?!

    Him : Ek dusre ko protection me khada hona chahiye!

  • sanskari_ladka 26w

    Relationship me time dena
    aur

    Time se dena dono zaroori hai!!

  • sanskari_ladka 29w

    Ghanta ladki pategi mujh se

    Taarif se zyada to beizzati kar deta hu!!

  • sanskari_ladka 29w

    Aunty : Are itne din baad aaye ho kuch to lena hi padega!!

    Boy : Ok, Bedroom kaha he apka?

  • sanskari_ladka 30w

    Some people die at 24


    But Buried at 74!

  • sanskari_ladka 30w

    Ek thaki hui aunty ko bus me seat nahi mili.
    Unhone ek ladke ko pucha, khada hota he?

    Ladka : Ha bilkul, ab to 11th me aa gaya hu.

  • sanskari_ladka 30w

    Pata he ladkiyan humesha papa ki hi pari kyun hoti he??
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    Kyun ki mumma unka yeh bhoot utaar deti hai!!

  • sanskari_ladka 30w

    She : Mene saari notes likhi hui he.

    He : aaj raat ko dogi?

    She : Ha thik he nd notes bhi le jana.

  • sanskari_ladka 30w

    Boy : Can i get the book- 'Psycho'-The Rapist??

    Librarian : b¢, it's psychotherapist!

  • sanskari_ladka 30w

    Mujhe girane ki ummid rakhnewale
    Khud hi usme gire hai

    Waqt ke dayre me fir fase pade hai
    Number har kisi ka aata hai dost

    Kabhi hum ko girana tha
    Aaj khud ko bachane
    pairon me gire hai!

    ©sanskari_ladka